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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Just thought everyone who ever doubted Idaho drivers should check out the following link. Screw you , UTAH!!!

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/new-york-scores-worst-in-driving-test/20070525150709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

On a side note, it's nice to know that Andrew is driving in a very safe community up there in Alaska.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Spider-Man...The best superhero movie ever...

Even those Simms thinks that the two groups of people in the world are those that own a Damien Rice CD and those that don't, I'm going to have to disagree with him.


The two groups of people in this world are as follows: those that think Batman is the greatest superhero ever, and those that prefer Spiderman. I happen to believe- and really, who else's opinion matters on these things-that Batman is the bee's knees. You wanna know why? Of course you do.


1. Bruce Wayne is a much more manly name then Peter Parker. And I would like a superhero that has a good job. Last time I checked, Peter lived in a ratty one room apartment. Wayne Manor, anyone?


2. What show is more enjoyable than the old school Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward? It's iconic.


3. Batman has no actual superhuman powers. That's amazing. He can defeat the Riddler and Black Widow with just his witticisms and utility belt. There's no radioactive bat behind his powers.


4. I don't like the idea of a giant spider saving mankind. I don't like spiders, they are some of the scariest things on earth...when they bite you, you die. Plus they sneak up on you when you are least expecting it. Anyone turned around in the shower to discover a huge spider lurking on your loofa? I have, and I still haven't recovered. When a bat bites you, you turn into a Vampire, which might be the greatest thing ever.

5. What kind of superhero doesn't have a sidekick? Come on, you're killing me here. If you count Batgirl, which I do, Batman has TWO sidekicks.

6. Better villians in Batman. Scarecrow, Joker, Riddler, Two Face, Catwoman, the Penguin, Black Widow are just a few of them. They each have their henchman and they each want to kill Batman for some reason or other. Where are the Sandman's henchman?

7. Bruce Wayne tells no one his secret identity. And that's as it should be. Peter Parker can't seem to keep anyone from finding out who he is. It's called a secret identity for a reason, moron.

Well, there are many other reasons, but I'm super tired. Keep it real.