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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Good Thing You Let Me Know...

So my parents are coming down this weekend. Good thing they told me about it...tonight. It's pretty hard to believe that they want to see me when they know that I work every weekend and when I tell them to let me know when they are coming so I can at least take some time off, they fail to do even that.
Well, maybe I didn't want to see them anyway. I mean, what's the point. It will be the same old thing of how I am wasting my life and I need to get married quickly before I shrivel up and die. It's like I am a carton of milk with a quickly approaching expiration date...I know I should be concerned about it but I frankly don't care.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Burger King-The Devil Incarnate?

I just want everyone to know that I officially hate Burger King. I don't know if many people know about this, but I have been collecting the Star Wars toys from Burger King for the past couple of weeks, and after a couple of Ebay purchases and many a visit to Burger, my collection is almost complete. However, there is one missing element. The critical piece. Darth Vadar! For the life of me, no matter what I do, I can't get that stupid Darth Vadar toy.

"Oh, they only come five to a box," they tell me. Or perhaps "We have them locked up in the back" or "We give them out randomly in the kid's meals". Believe me, I've heard them all. AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!

I am never going to eat a Burger King again. Next week, after I collect the last of the toys, will be the end of Burger King for Abby Catherine Williams. You cannot tell me that there aren't any Darth Vadar toys in Utah County. You know what has happened. Those idiotic people at Burger King, working at their crappy jobs for crappy pay, have gotten a little bit power and it has turned them into an evil Star Wars toy hoarding machines. Power corrupts, and their is no better example of this happening then at your local Burger King.

They have become Darth Vadars, more machine now then men, twisted and evil. I hate them all. HAAATTTTEEE!!!

But I want you all to know that I will find the Darth Vadar toy, no matter the cost to my wallet or soul, I will find him. Even if I have to steal him from my six year old nephew to do it.