Why I want to be a CYLON:

1. They have a relatively guilt-free existence. I mean, aside from Athena and Caprica Six, there aren't a lot of CYLONS moping about because they caused the destruction of mankind.
2. They get to wear really scandalous clothing.
3. Although I have seen Cylons eating, I have never seen one really exercise. (Sharon doesn't count because she was in the Brig and anyone would be bored enough to do a few push-ups in the brig.) I bring this up because there aren't any fat Cylons. (Unless #12 is Jabba the Hutt or something). I could eat an entire bag of swedish fish and not worry about putting on any extra pounds.
4. I could kill myself whenever life got too stressful, and just get resurrected into another body. Sure, you end up in that tub of Goo, but it would be all worth it to be able to avoid my problems.
5. I wouldn't ever have to buy anything. I would just steal whatever I needed from the homes of all of the humans we destroyed. Hello, new wardrobe.

I am sure there are more reasons, but it's late and I really should go to bed.

Where is my Tax Return? When is it going to get here? It's causing me a lot of stress just thinking about it.

In other news, Indiana Jones comes out very, very soon. I am so excited.

With two days to spare my taxes are officially filed. I believe that this will be record time for me. HOORAY for refunds.

The Night I Got My STD...

...Affectionately known as the My Chemical Romance concert Rachel and I went to tonight.

You know, I'm not really a concert goer. There's something about being so close to a complete stranger you can tell what shampoo they use that doesn't really appeal to me. However, tonight, thanks to my new best friend Clonazepam, I was okay with being violated by at least a hundred different people at the concert.

And, thanks to the fellers of My Chemical Romance, I had a wonderful time.

Things that I have learned about the Wild, Wild Old West (hereafter known as the W-Wow) from watching Dr. Quinn and The Young Riders.

1. Townspeople will turn on you without a second's notice. They are very wishy-washy. One day they are starting a new gentleman's club (affectionately known as the KKK) and the next day they are fighting against racial oppression.

2. People hated Indians. That's probably because they have long hair and have a slow, staggered speech.

3. There is always one person in the town who likes Indians. He has either spent his adult life following their ways or grown up with them as a "half-breed".

4. Even though surgery was a developing science, if you have enough resolve, you can remove any organ without ever harming the patient. No one ever dies from a serious illness in the W-wow. There is always someone around who believes that they can cure any ailment given the right scalpel.

5. If a girl wanted to pretend she was a boy in the W-wow, all she had to do was put on a pair of pants and cut her hair short. That's it. Men were that clueless.

6. Pony Express Riders lived the most exciting lives imaginable. I don't know how they found to deliver the mail with all of the adventures that they were having.

I don't mean to get everyone excited but apparently the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK are reuniting on April 4th on the Today Show.
That's right, folks, all five of them. Danny, Joey, Jordan, Jonathan, and Donnie. I am so excited I could die. I knew hanging on to all of my memorablia from elementary school was worth it.