The Most Awkward and Humiliating Question...

...of all time was asked of me today. Let me give you the background. I was at work, helping these two older women try on some Skechers, you know, the really ugly ones that only people from Southern Utah County would like. Anyway, after trying to convince one of them to try on some cute Diesel's, she shouts out in this really strange voice, "So when are you having this baby?". I don't know about you guys, but I'm not having a baby anytime soon. Last time I checked I was just a little bit overweight, not carrying an extra person on me. At first I thought that maybe she was talking to the other woman that was in the same proximity, but no, she clarified her question by asking me more specifically, "Aren't you having a baby?".
So now I feel like I need to either A) lose a ton of weight by developing some sort of eating disorder, I heard that bulimea gave you all of the perks with little of the side affects, or B) start pretending that I am actually having a baby.
Why did this lady feel like she needed to say anything to me. I mean, she doesn't have a clue who I am. Why does she care when my "baby" is due? How bout we just make it a rule to never, never ask a woman when her baby is due unless you know for an absolute fact, not a hunch Michele, that the woman is having an actual baby. It's none of your business anyway. And it might cause someone to develop an eating disorder, which is not good.

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