I am an Anti-Stupid People Person

So today was my final day for one of the most worthless classes I have ever taken. (P.S. I think that we convinced the teacher to give up teaching and move on with his life, but that is a different story entirely)
As it was the last day of class, my teacher had us come into the room one by one for a mock interview. When it was my turn, after examining all of the workbooks I had to complete for that class, he told me that he thought I was prejudiced against people I thought were less intelligent than I was, and that maybe I should work on being a little more open-minded.
Sadly, I couldn't disagree with him. I do tend to hate people who are less intelligent, or as I call them: Idiots. Idiots are everywhere, and it is my job as a human being to alert all those people who may be an idiot to the fact that they are endangering society simply by being out in public.

Idiots may be hard to spot at first, so let me point out what a few of the characteristics of this lowest form of human life are.

1. If the person sitting in front of, to the side of, or behind you in the movie theatre won't stop kicking your chair, talking to their super cool friends, or talking on their phone, then this person is an idiot.
2. If you notice someone driving less than the speed limit and swirving from lane to lane, and then later you realize that this person is on the phone, again probably talking to a super cool friend, then this person is an idiot.
3. You know those people who leave their grocery carts in the middle of the parking space, when the cart retrieval place is an extra 20 feet away? Yeah-you guessed it, these people are idiots.
4. Any person who talks on their cell phone while trying to accomplish some kind of transaction, is an idiot. Example: They are trying to buy shoes from me, but can't seem to place their friend on hold while we are doing business. This is the reason that mistakes are made with your bill. If you are not paying attention, then don't complain when things are not correct when you are done.

Okay, there are loads of other characteristics, but I know I should have a little better perspective on things. Have a good weekend everyone!