Why I want to be a CYLON:

1. They have a relatively guilt-free existence. I mean, aside from Athena and Caprica Six, there aren't a lot of CYLONS moping about because they caused the destruction of mankind.
2. They get to wear really scandalous clothing.
3. Although I have seen Cylons eating, I have never seen one really exercise. (Sharon doesn't count because she was in the Brig and anyone would be bored enough to do a few push-ups in the brig.) I bring this up because there aren't any fat Cylons. (Unless #12 is Jabba the Hutt or something). I could eat an entire bag of swedish fish and not worry about putting on any extra pounds.
4. I could kill myself whenever life got too stressful, and just get resurrected into another body. Sure, you end up in that tub of Goo, but it would be all worth it to be able to avoid my problems.
5. I wouldn't ever have to buy anything. I would just steal whatever I needed from the homes of all of the humans we destroyed. Hello, new wardrobe.

I am sure there are more reasons, but it's late and I really should go to bed.